Like many car enthusiasts, I crave variety. The full spectrum of automobiles is barely enough to slake my thirst for cars of every shape, size, color and type and if I were independently wealthy, I’d need a second home just to house all my heavy metal.
Unfortunately, I’m not independently wealthy and can only afford one vehicle – two if you count my wife’s. So I have to choose a relatively exciting vehicle that can also practically serve as my daily driver. With two kids under seven, a six-foot-three-260-pound frame and a penchant for vehicles that I “look right in,” my choices are somewhat limited. And oh yeah, I’m ALWAYS looking to get the most vehicle for the least amount of money. Enter my 2004 Ford Expedition, a hulking American-made body-on-frame SUV with fuel-sucking pushrod V8 and a slot on every responsible environmentalist’s hit list. Why? I like it. Period. And it fits my needs.
Fast forward to July 2009. I’ve been driving the Expy for a couple of years and as usual, I’m getting antsy. I don’t need a new vehicle, but I damn sure want one, so I started to scouring the classifieds, looking for another vehicle, different from what I have, that will essentially fill the same role as the unblemished one I’ve already got. What I soon found out was how difficult a process I had embarked upon.
I have more features, capability and functionality under my ass than really need and duplicating it is a challenge. Let’s see, rip-snortin’ American engine that can tow a small yacht? Check. Room enough to hold me, my two kids and a gang of their friends? Check. Reliable and inexpensive to maintain? Double check. Leather, heated and cooled seats, audio and video entertainment, power adjustable pedals, power 3rd row seat and sunroof? Check, check, check, check, check AND check. And all for $21,000 and 450 bucks a month– including a pretty solid comprehensive service contract and only 32k miles on the clock (now standing at 62,000). Duplicating has become an exercise in futility – at least for $21,000, so guess what? I’m keeping the Expy.